FYOTW

Well folks, we had a tie this week. We've got two talking heads who deserve a Fuck You Of The Week. If you thought Cancer and Fred Phelps were bad, well then hold on to your hats cuz these two are real fuckers in my book.

Regular readers to the Mad Man's Digest (nice name huh) will see that there are two distinct members of the Mad Men (my readers) who routinely write in with there thoughts on my posts. These two people are "idowhatiwant" and "anonymous". Many of you don't know them, you're lucky. These two scourges are not only members of my little universe in cyberspace, but I actually know them in real life. So, for those of you fortunate enough not to have to deal with them, please allow me to introduce them to you.

idowhatiwant. Now there's a clown if ever there was one. Raised in the once great city of Baltimore, Maryland - effectionatly referred to as Bawlmer - idowhatiwant has spent a great deal of his life "doinwhatiwant, bitch". He can usually be found harrassing members of the Syracuse University contigent of Washington, DC, asking them for what it feels like to have sports teams that actually win without having to go out and break every NCAA rule governing the interactions between athletes and boosters. Presently in law school he has "discovered" a new medium called "blogging". I have provided a picture of idowhatiwant. It's located here. He's the one on the right of the screen. As you can see, he loves the cock.

Andrew Michael Anonymous hails from the capitol of the fair state of Maryland. No, not Baltimore you ignorant ass, he's from Annapolis. For those of you who don't know, Annapolis is the home of the US Naval Academy as well as the setting of the new movie, aptly named, Annapolis. I'm sure many of you thought that Anonymous was writing in under that moniker to hide his identity, unfortunately it's his real name. After graduating from a liberal community college in Rhode Island anonymous currently spends his time pursuing a budding career as a slum lord. "It's my only real passion" he frequently says, "those poor bastards are the only thing that keeps me from having to work hard". An honorable man he can frequently be found threatening "some poor schlub" into "paying me my God damn money before I throw you and your whole family onto the streets". A man not to be trifled with, he occasionally hosts high stakes poker games at his downtown mansion. "I figured look, 30,000 square feet is just about right for me now that I'm out of college, you know?" Yes anonymous, I do know. I happen to agree. If the tenant didn't want to pay your 83% rent increases annually they shouldn't have moved in and signed a 10 year lease. Who cares how small the fine print was, and whether or not the lease flowed back and forth between English, Turkish, Russian, Greek and Hebrew? You go their signature on the document and that's all that matters.

Anyway, after some considerable thought, I have decided that maybe these two are actually worse than Fred Phelps and Cancer. Stands to reason, correct? Anyway, please vote below and we'll see who the real fucker is.

Who deserves the FYOTW Anonymous idowhatiwant Cancer Fred Phelps Free polls from Pollhost.com